The Ass-End of the Centaur is a comedic science fiction action-adventure novel I’m currently writing. It’s about two boys, a girl, a robot, and an alien who rediscover rock & roll thousands of years after Earth has declared most artistic expression illegal.
To save their brains from being lobotomized by a very weird and OCD government, the band rockets across space to an intergalactic music festival where, if they play some rock & roll for the judges, their music and their brains will become a protected cultural commodity.
But along the way the band must contend with space pirates, demolition derby hillbillies, a race of ravaging alien creatures, and a cabal of mysterious warrior beings. Both their brains and the integrity of human history are on the line.